Wow

Are you guys ready for this?

I ask again, is everyone ready for what I am about to tell you??

I shit you not, this actually just happened to me about 15 minutes ago.

Ok, so I am at my desk and I get a phone call from a colleague. This was not an ordinary call, the voice on the other end was somewhat panicky, asking me to come over for a second. Now you very rarely get a call like this from someone unless they are gonna drop some heavy shit on you.

I had no idea.

So I get to this person's office and this is literally what was said:

Me: Sup
Them: We are friends right?
Me: Sure
Them: I need you to watch the door for a minute while I change my pants.
Me: What the fuck?

It didn't really occur to me why this guy needed to change his pants, but he seemed pretty desperate, so I took up my post at the door. Only after a minute or so do I actually ask why he is changing his pants. His response: Cause I just shit myself.

It turns out this guy let one slip and it got past the infield for a bloop single. He then proceeded to run around the firm in his shitty wears until he could go get a new pair of pants and underwear.

Fuck me.

At least it's Friday.