As Klipz noted in a previous post, we were pretty busy, for a time anyways, getting ready to go to the rectal shelf of Po-dunk Texas for trial so we didn't really have time to write too much. Lots has happened in the mean time between Tom Brady blowing the Super Bowl, D-Ring going to the police academy, and Klipz moving in with his girlfriend. There is nothing new with me, however. I do the same thing day in and day out. I work. I drink. I smoke on weekends.
Actually, I lied. I'm going to the gym. I finally decided that I need to do something to counteract the abuse I self-administer on a daily basis, and considering I can't really afford to quit my job, and it's going to be a very cold day in hell before I quit drinking, the New York Sports Club(NYSC)was my only other option.
I can't lie. Since I've been going I do feel lots better and it's a great place to gawk at women I have absolutely no chance at dating so hopefully I can make this last, if only for a little while. There is one, rather large problem I've been running into more and more as I go to the NYSC with greater and greater frequency, and that ladies and gentleman, is the level of ball courtesy I'm seeing in the locker room.
What is ball courtesy, you may ask? Well, you're in luck because Trey is is feeling generous today. Ball Courtesy, or BC, is a man's level of politeness or lack thereof when walking around a NYSC locker room ass naked with his nuts for the world to see. Unfortunately, not only for myself but also for many others in the same position as me, there is a stupefying lack of BC in the men's locker room. This is really, really fucking gross to me, personally.
I mean, what the fuck people? Is it that hard to keep you nuts away from me? And for chrissake, please take your towel off only AFTER you decide to rummage in your gym bag for whatever it is you can't seen to find. There nothing more disgusting a dude bending over 2 feet from my head as I try and dress myself before I find a pair of giggleberries accidentally draped on my shoulder by some 60 year-old banker. Never in my life have I seen such a blatant disregard for BC.
First off I want to make it clear that this is not a homophobic thing. If you're gay, that's fine. I don't give a shit. However, if you insist on not dressing yourself and strutting around the place with balls-a-swangin' I have a serious problem with you. And for the love of god, please just dress yourself before you decide you converse with your buddy. For some reason I just feel like i'm going to be one of the unfortunate and unwilling extras in a gay porn. So please male members of NYSC, try and be a little more conscious of where your nuts are when you're naked in a locker room. Female members of the gym, please get naked. Thank You, and it's good to be back.
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