Cause right now I am carrying this team. Its ok though, if my stress and anger were able to conduct electricity, I could keep New York lit for a week. Klipz has some sort of blog hunger strike going and Trey should actually think about changing his name to Nancy. So I'll let you guys in on what has been happening...
Everyone on my team is freaking out. But not me...nope, not me. Why? Cause I don't give a fuck.
In the legal world, shit has the tendency to hit the fan all at the same time. Lets put it like this: I work on case A, which is always busy. My team works on cases A, B, C, and D. Now case B will be quiet all year because its early in litigation. Case C will be busy on Wed. and Fri. for no apparent reason. Case D will be busy on Tues. and Thur. for no apparent reason. However, suddenly cases A, B, c, and D will all need something done before noon on Wed. We do not hear about this until we get the email asking for it at fucking 10:50 Tues. night. And all of us paralegals check our email after we go home...(that was a joke).
So, everyone needs everything ASAP, but first they need to suck my balls. My case manager (we have thrown around the idea of calling this guy Sick Boy, but I am leaning toward Radioactive Man myself...) freaks out because he is the one who is gonna get shit for not being able to do the impossible. I am so used to this shit that it really doesn't faze me. As long as I am not being yelled at for more than 10 minutes and I get a check when your done, its fine with me.
What else is new...
Oh, I forgot to sign in yesterday and Party Girl sent out a nasty email to everyone who did not sign in that day. Apparently everyone who forgot to/decided not to sign in on October 23rd has a chronic, dare I say habitual, tendency to not sign in each day. I will spare you the quote.
Anything else?
Oh, I am in love with a 16 year old...
delicious bottle of Lagavulin single malt. Mmm, so peaty, so smokey, so good.
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