Tuesday, September 18, 2007

But Still...

The Captain, however, is still a giant tool considering he has his own fragrance. Seriously, Jeter has his own scent. Yeah, Schilling blows but at least he resembles a man on some level. I don't care even if Jeter did plow Mariah Carey. He still is a giant tool. What's next, a David Wells endorsed line of feminine hygiene products? C'mon people, if this ass-clown is the future of the MLB I might as well look in to some figure skating or synchronized swimming classes for my future son and heir.

Also I was told today that "the world will come crashing down on Friday"(that quote was verbatim) by an attorney because of the insane amounts of work we will have. At least Klipz, D-Ring, Skrilla, and myself are not the only ones with less than optimistic outlooks in regards to our crummy jobs.

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