Party Girl says that there are going to be at least 3 more events like the other night coming up. I think I am going to have to sit one out like Tiger Woods.
Last night I had the best waiter service of my entire life. I wanted to give the guy a hug. I know you're out there man. One love.
Last night at the bar, Trey and I saw a chick with a disproportionate fupa. Really weird. She had pretty nice legs, high heels, crazy hair, cute enough, but huge fupa.
Gay voice. This accent needs a name. We are now accepting submissions. I nominate Gaelick. Get it?
Heels. I saw a fat chick in 4-inch heels. I felt bad for the heels because they looked like they were under a lot of stress. Then I thought people should not have emotion for shoes.
This little Russky temp in our office has huge eyes and it is adorable. HUGE EYES!
Apparently this year, my MNF steez is to wait three days after I eat wings to get the 'rrhea. This sucks.
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