Sloth

Today I sent an empty box across the entire country. Not as a joke, or because I am pissed at FedEx or anything, but because I was asked to. Apparently they don't have boxes on the west coast. I should have taken a dump in it. Everyone I work for is away, and I am finally getting some things done around here. (Seriously, I read the ENTIRE internet already.) And then this happens. I think I am going to light a kid on fire later. Right before I blow my brains out.