Have We Met?

I took a day off yesterday because-- well, because I hate this place, and I come in to a string of emails this morning as is customary after being out of the office on a Monday. Most of them are pretty-run-of-the-mill requests from attorneys. You know:

From: Stupid Attorney
To: Trey; Klipz

Subject: Question

Was the chopsticks piano song named after the eating utensil or was it the other way around?


Basically, the stuff one would expect from somebody starting out at $145,000/ year. However, as I was executing this most menial of tasks I stumbled upon yet another reason why I should consider self-mutilation before I come in to work every day. My response is first followed by the attorney's question so you might want to go to the bottom and read up. It should be noted that I have worked very closely with this person for about a year:




Hey Sucka-Ass Attorney,
I'm not an attorney but sometimes I like to pretend and tell my friends and family I am. Thanks for helping me keep the dream alive.



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From: Sucka-Ass Attorney
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2007 1:38 PM
To: Sucka-Ass Attorney 2; Sucka-Ass Attorney 3; TreyTew Load-Letter; Sucka-Ass Attorney 4; Sucka-Ass Attorney 5
Subject: Attorney registration


Hi all,
Did the firm pay for your attorney registration in NY ($350)? Just wondering if I can get a reimbursement.
Thanks,
[Said Sucka-Ass Attorney]

[Sucka-Ass Attorney]
Funder, Cunt, Hymen & Scrotum
Big-Ass Building
New York, New York
tel/ (212) XXX-XXXX
fax/ (212) XXXX-XXXX
e-mail/ saattorney@bitchasslawfirm.com
http://www.fundercunt.com




Is this person serious? What in holy hell would make them think I would even begin to know the answer to this question. There are two possible answers to this:

A) This person is either ignorant thinking I would know, or would even give a shit about something like this.

OR

B) This person really thought I was attorney after a year of close interaction and countless conversations, which should qualify them for immediate sterilization.

Wow.