Today Klipz, D-Ring, and myself received an e-mail from our boss, who I will refer from now on as Party Girl, telling all the paralegals that she had a camera stolen over the weekend, and we should keep all of our valuables under lock and key. Some may look upon this as an isolated incident. I think the rest of the underlings around here are wising up and realizing that they are not being adequately compensated for services rendered. It's one of the fundamental economic principles. Person "A" is employed by person "B" and "A" completes "X" tasks and is paid "Z" dollars in order to equally compensate for the completed "X" tasks. Here's a simple equation;
"B"+"Z"="A"+"X"
However, in the world of paralegalin' the equation is slightly different as seen below:
"B"+"Z"="A"+"X"+"Robbin' muthafuckas when the muthafuckin management committee don't come correct with they salary packages and the muthafuckin paralegals have to pop-off and show suckas what time it is"
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