Mysterious, yo.

So I went to do my business on another floor. I was doing something down there and got the pang. Wings from Monday, I think. Anyway, as I unfurl my crossword, the strangest thing happens. Toothless Willie comes in the bathroom. Toothless Willie is called so because of some pretty self-explanatory reasons, and works in one of the smaller departments at our firm. Now he had also strayed from his home floor. I knew it was him because he walked in the bathroom singing and I recognized his voice. He must have been pretty happy to be there. He stood in front of the mirror for a minute. Normal enough, but the following actions blew my mind. He walked into the stall next to me. I was in the second of four stalls for a reason. Needless to say, he broke accepted bathroom seating protocol. Anyway, then it got weird. He closed the door behind him, turned around, waited about ten seconds, did not undress or bend, and then farted. He just farted, waited about seven more seconds, opened the door and walked out. He washed his hands and whistled his way out. WTF???

Oh, toothless Willie, you never cease to amaze me.

PS - I will never be grossed out again giving Toothless Willie a pound. The man washes his hands after farting!