Happiness

I used to consider trying to go to law school, but I feel like the only reason I want to go is so I can argue sometimes and tell chicks I go to law school. So I've taken it one step further and now just tell people I'm a lawyer. Not directly, but when people ask what I do. I say, "I work at a law firm." Lying can be sweet in this way. By the time these chicks find out your not a lawyer they can't turn there back on you. That would be shallow. As for the arguing. I just leave the seat up and leave little drips of post piss pee on the toilet. That gets my girlfriend angry. Then we argue about it.