Dear Everyone
Stop sending me emails that say "Thanks!" There is no need to convey this part of our interaction electronically. I am pretty sure you are contributing to global warming by doing this. Al Gore is gonna be pissed. And why are you yelling? Please email me less. I hate most of you. I know this is cheesy nit to pick, but it is epidemic now.
Also, I have found that I enjoy more medicinal whiskies if I have already been drinking.
Thanks!
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