Damage Control - Dick in hand

Before Bynda Klipz lets the cat out of the bag. I've decided to tell the story to show that i'm not that ashamed.

The other morning I awoke after an insane night of drinking to my girlfriend's mother's voice. With a look of utter pity she said someone was at the door looking for me to play golf. Laying on the bed above the covers in only my underwear (boxer briefs), i thought to myself how embarrassing. My gf's mom just saw the outline of my dong. In that same moment the part of the night where I okayed playing golf the next day with bynda klipz came sweeping back to me. Thinking I would just dismiss klipz to play without me knowing that I could barely stand,
I quickly rose looking for my clothes trying to get a grip on what the hell was going on. With no real idea as to there whereabouts I asked my gf if she knew where my clothes were? She said in a disgusted tone "I don't know maybe next to your lube." In utter shock I asked "what." She said you dont remember. I said "no." But from her look and words I had some idea as to what was about to come out of her mouth.

She apparently came in (with two other people i might add) and found me peacefully sleeping with my penis limp in my hand, lying flat on the bed. She then politley asked me after I awoke what I was doing as if it wasn't obvious and I candidly exclaimed, "jerking off!," I then rolled over and went to sleep. So apparently I got wasted and left the middle of the party to relieve myself but in the process passed out. We have not spoken about the incident since. Hopoe it statys that way.