Dump Action

So I am definitely hung over. I was by the copier earlier and let one slip. No sound but juicy and a sharp sting. I have been seeing blood on the toilet paper. Anyway, the smell was asstastic. I heard by boss coming so I panicked and quickly logged out of the copier and took any traces of documentation with me. I just managed to escape whe I heard her turn the corner. She said and I quote "Its smelly down here today." That was a close one. i let one slip out in her office a few weeks ago, i wonder if she will put two and two together.