Nice move.

So I went to the bathroom earlier finished doing my business and turned to check myself in the mirror.

Hair- Aweful too long; need haircut

Face- unshaven; a few random grease pimples

Shirt - Wrinkled and untucked

Pants- wrinkled as shit and the cloth near the fly is permanenly folded over so you can always see the zipper.

Pretty regular day going I thought.

But to my suprise something new was there. A small dot of pee somehow soaked through by boxers right near my fly. So i tried the rub out move. This takes skill and some determination. The rub out move is where you create enough heat on the wet stain to make it evaporate and dissappear. But top my dismay the pants were too thin, so the pee just expanded. It went from about the size of a dime to the a half dollar; Hardly noticable to blatant pee coverage. Panicking I didn't know what to do. So, I took my door pass which is usually attached to the outside of my pocket and I attached it to my belt directly over my penis to cover the spot. So I went from creep who pees on himself. To creep who wear his door pass on his penis. Nice move.